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You know, why the hell am I still here. I Guess I'll never let go of NG. I love 4 mods. Zerok, SevenSeize, NEVR, and DirtySyko. Now lets all go have sex in the woods.

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A Pews Nost.

Posted by DBM Feb. 24, 2009 @ 7:26 PM EST

I have finally made time for NG.

Fuck the DD.

Also, I'm not a dad anymore. Me and my girlfriend decided it would be to hard for us. She gave her to her mom so she could atleast get some care until we get our act together.

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MAH FWENDS LIST.

1.
2. SupraAddict
3.
4. TECH2o
5.
6.
7.
8. JaY11
9. Bloodman101
10. Matt2k8
11.
12. little-timmy
13.
14. OneLastCaress
15. MrTrivia
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.

Who will be on MFL?
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SupraAddict is on MFL because he is all around a great person. He is always there to talk too. Also, I have about 50 PMs from him. He holds the record in my inbox. He posts a lot also. Well in my opinion he does. One more thing. I think he might have fucked my mom. I'm not sure.

TECH2o is on the list because he's one of those users that can contribute to a good topic, and won't say stupid shit. He's also on my list because he is one of the earliest users I've known since I've joined back in 07.

JaY11 is on the list because when I ask him for a signature picture, or anything related to that, it gets done. He also has a descent number of posts and posts and lurks quite often. If he's not on your list then your obviously a square that no one cares about.

Bloodman101 is on the list because he on his way to become a regular of the C&C. He can make good well detailed posts and loves to contribute to topics. He's a all around sexy animal.

Matt2k8 is on the list because he is my master and I have to do bidding for him. He taught me everything I know on how to have sex. We practice on his girlfriend weekly. I <3 you Matt.

little-timmy is on the list because he is one of the funniest and most mature 13 year olds that you could probably find here on NG. So if you fuck with him we're going to slice you up and stuff you in and bag and dump ya' in the river.

OneLastCaress is on the list because on Fridays me and him go gang bang old ladies and we don't use condoms. This is one hardcore son of a bitch guys.

MrTrivia is on the list because he is one of my fellow NG Mafia members and has a pretty good number of quality posts.

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I am back to give NG more sex.

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R.I.P Evark

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Updated: 07/15/09 2:43 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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49 Comments

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:35 PM MigratingCoconut says:

Boy Names:
Micah.... Aaron.... James...
Girl Names:
Kendra... Devin... Lydia...

I hope these help they were all i could think of on short notice...

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:43 PM DBM responds:

Thanks man, I like Aaron.

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:48 PM MasterRater says:

Ben Dover
( Just A Little Joke )

Feb. 24, 2009 | 7:50 PM DBM responds:

Haha, Ben is a OK name though.

Feb. 24, 2009 | 8:28 PM AwesomeIam says:

If it's a girl you should consider Jamie. I love that name for a girl. If it's a boy consider Vlad or Victor.

Feb. 24, 2009 | 8:32 PM DBM responds:

Jamie is a good one for a girl. I like Victor for a boy though. Can't see my son named "Vlad."

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:02 PM Fro says:

That's awesome man. I'm really happy for you.

My girlfriend and I have decided to wait until college is over with. About 2 or three more years now.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:03 PM DBM responds:

Yeah, It didn't really matter. My parents like my girlfriend, So I'm happy.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:05 PM Allhaillaharl says:

How does Stephanie/ Shaun sound to you? Oh, and *cough* I've reached my post limit for 30 minutes, heres your userpic http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?im age=dbmpicpic.jpg

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:07 PM DBM responds:

I like them both, Shaun is a lovely name though.

Stephanie is a commonly used name I think.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:09 PM Allhaillaharl says:

Sexy userpage btw :P

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:15 PM DBM responds:

Thanks, you made it. :}

KTHXBAI.

Updated: Feb. 26, 2009, 9:15 PM

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:17 PM lilcheeselad says:

name it after your dick

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:25 PM DBM responds:

My dicks name is Randell.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:18 PM lilcheeselad says:

btw rainbows :D

Feb. 26, 2009 | 9:19 PM DBM responds:

Indeed, my good sir.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 11:28 PM Bloodman101 says:

Congratulations, also, all you need to match the Rainbows, is a Fab or Light Aura, :P

Feb. 26, 2009 | 11:37 PM DBM responds:

Yes, I think I will. Thanks.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 1:57 AM SlntCobra1 says:

Boy -- Mark, Max, Arthur, Kevin, Craig, Logan, Dominic, Jason

Girl -- Alexis, Bethany, Rebecca, Allison, Jessica

how about those for names?

Feb. 27, 2009 | 6:26 PM DBM responds:

I like Mark, and Alexis.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:18 PM Achromatic says:

That's pretty awesome man, good luck being a dad.

Also, hai.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:21 PM DBM responds:

Hey, what's up juggalo. Also, thanks a lot man.

Good times.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:34 PM Achromatic says:

So is The Hangout finally back up for a while? I missed that place, reminds of when I first started on Newgrounds.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:36 PM DBM responds:

Yes, it is actually.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:51 PM Achromatic says:

Huzzah.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:54 PM DBM responds:

Your are on TCKL!!!

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:57 PM Achromatic says:

Woot. Being a cool kid rules.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:58 PM DBM responds:

Yes, it does. Doesn't it?

Feb. 27, 2009 | 7:59 PM Achromatic says:

Lol, #4. What oder is it supposed to be in?

Feb. 27, 2009 | 8:01 PM DBM responds:

I'm just putting you were I think you should be.

At least your not No.20 right?

Feb. 27, 2009 | 8:03 PM Achromatic says:

Heh, true.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 8:04 PM DBM responds:

Yep.

Feb. 28, 2009 | 4:30 PM JaY11 says:

Can I be on the cool kids list? I made your sig and probably will make your userpage stuff soon

Feb. 28, 2009 | 4:32 PM DBM responds:

Yes, you can sir.

Mar. 1, 2009 | 10:31 AM JaY11 says:

Why shank you

Mar. 1, 2009 | 10:39 AM DBM responds:

Your Shelkum.

Mar. 5, 2009 | 11:20 PM Achromatic says:

1,000 posts, rawr.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 7:30 PM DBM responds:

OH MY LANTA'.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:31 PM OneLastCaress says:

I demand to be on yours as payment for being on mine!

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:32 PM DBM responds:

I demand I say yes.

Mar. 7, 2009 | 11:02 AM Achilles2 says:

DRINK AND BE MERRY, MY SON

For you are Twenty-One

</rhyme>

Mar. 7, 2009 | 11:08 AM DBM responds:

Yes, I thank you my friend of the world.

Mar. 7, 2009 | 7:47 PM OneLastCaress says:

If a gingerbread man gets a tumor, is it a sugar plum tumor?

P.S.: Name it Danielle, regardless of sex.

Mar. 8, 2009 | 3:55 AM DBM responds:

1. YES.

2. MAYBE.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 1:49 AM Bloodman101 says:

I'm being on the list because I wished you happy birthday... HAPPEH BIRFDAI!

Mar. 9, 2009 | 1:55 AM DBM responds:

YESH YOU DID.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 2:47 AM Bloodman101 says:

Don't kill me! I Haz Worship! http://bloodman101.newgrounds.com/new s/post/277833

Mar. 9, 2009 | 1:17 PM DBM responds:

THANKS.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 2:36 PM Matt2k8 says:

I'm not cool..

:'ccc

Mar. 9, 2009 | 7:28 PM DBM responds:

umm, i have to think about it.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 2:37 PM Matt2k8 says:

T.T

Mar. 9, 2009 | 7:28 PM DBM responds:

5.5

Mar. 9, 2009 | 11:45 PM Achromatic says:

Hehe.

"When the fuck did we get ice cream?!"

Mar. 10, 2009 | 7:02 PM DBM responds:

THE RINGER KID.

Mar. 10, 2009 | 1:42 PM bigmac990 says:

:D Bonjour Mes Ami

Mar. 10, 2009 | 7:02 PM DBM responds:

ME NO SPEAK TEH ENGLISH.

Mar. 10, 2009 | 5:58 PM little-timmy says:

Heh-heh, hey DBM, I haven't talked to ya in a while. I learned alot from this post, I even learned that your dick's name is Ranell. :P
Anyway, how do you get on TCKL?

Mar. 10, 2009 | 7:02 PM DBM responds:

Just ask nikka.

Mar. 10, 2009 | 7:24 PM little-timmy says:

Heh-heh, thanks, I like what you wrote beside my name. XD

Mar. 10, 2009 | 8:57 PM DBM responds:

yesh.

Mar. 12, 2009 | 12:13 PM Matt2k8 says:

Yay!

Mar. 12, 2009 | 11:00 PM DBM responds:

praise the lord

Mar. 12, 2009 | 5:18 PM little-timmy says:

Did you know that if you don't join my website then you will die.
:O!
Now go have fun, young jedi. :P

Mar. 12, 2009 | 10:59 PM DBM responds:

if I join, mid me

Mar. 13, 2009 | 1:54 AM Bloodman101 says:

Omfg, You're getting midded?

Mar. 14, 2009 | 1:26 AM DBM responds:

yep yup

Mar. 13, 2009 | 8:23 AM little-timmy says:

I'm making you into a MOD right nowzz!

Mar. 14, 2009 | 1:27 AM DBM responds:

ttyl

Mar. 14, 2009 | 2:36 AM Achromatic says:

Bom chicka wah wah

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:18 PM DBM responds:

Sex on the beach

Mar. 14, 2009 | 8:02 PM Matt2k8 says:

No, praise Zues ^-^

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:19 PM DBM responds:

hades nikoa

Mar. 15, 2009 | 11:24 AM little-timmy says:

You is wrong Matt2k8, Hades is teh best.

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:19 PM DBM responds:

yup

Mar. 16, 2009 | 12:41 PM mattuiop says:

My friend little-timmy is on that list! :P

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:18 PM DBM responds:

he' my bro

Mar. 17, 2009 | 12:49 AM little-timmy says:

Hehe, yesh I am. :P

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:20 PM DBM responds:

u r cooliests

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:30 AM AntiAliasProductionz says:

Lol for some reason when I see DBM, I see "damn bowl movements!"

Mar. 17, 2009 | 10:17 PM DBM responds:

that' why I love you

Mar. 28, 2009 | 10:12 PM SupraAddict says:

Are you still locked out?

Mar. 29, 2009 | 11:17 PM DBM responds:

nope

Mar. 29, 2009 | 11:36 PM SupraAddict says:

Oh cool. Thayen why aharnt Iyah oop thar wyth Jay11 und Bloodman101, u no liek meh? :3

Mar. 31, 2009 | 7:54 PM DBM responds:

you no ask. i put you on today or tomorrow. im sorata busy

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:53 PM SupraAddict says:

Glad to see you're a dad nao :D
2morro arrivedz today I thunkd.

May. 23, 2009 | 5:26 PM DBM responds:

omfg.

Apr. 9, 2009 | 9:53 PM SupraAddict says:

Btw, your profile header made me laugh-got enough $?

May. 23, 2009 | 5:26 PM DBM responds:

nope.

Apr. 26, 2009 | 10:22 PM SupraAddict says:

All those mods you've just mentioned in your bio are absolutely lovable <3
You forgot Rig though :l

May. 23, 2009 | 5:26 PM DBM responds:

naw he mean.

Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:19 PM SupraAddict says:

D: I hold the record in your PM Box!? I feel like I accomplished something great, and I remembered my old friends list, check it out!
http://supraaddict.newgrounds.com/new s/post/311607
Also, about your mother....tehe :3

Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:44 PM DBM responds:

i hate my mother. she's always been there for me but she never liked me. so fuck her. [:

Updated: Jul. 15, 2009, 1:44 PM

Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:23 PM SupraAddict says:

Oh my god, My posts date back to march 38.... sept post!?!?!

Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:45 PM DBM responds:

yeah i think the last one was in 07 or 08.

idk.

Jul. 18, 2009 | 3:02 AM Achromatic says:

ERROR - No user "tech2o" exists in our system.

*gasp*

Jul. 19, 2009 | 11:25 AM DBM responds: